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Since you've been goneWell, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoilSince you've been goneIt's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oilOh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my handInside a blender and turned it onYou know, I've been in a buttload of painSince you've been gone(Since you've been gone)I couldn't feel any worse if you droppedA two-ton bowling ball on my toes(Since you've been gone)It couldn't hurt any more if you shovedA red-hot cactus up my noseSince you've been goneWell, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every daySince you've been goneIt's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go awayEver since the day you left meI've been so miserable, my dearI feel almost as bad as I didWhen you were still [email protected]