Various Artists Follow

No rolling in the clover, no gretna green trip over
No honeymoon in Paris, I only feel embarrassed
For the cool cats, the charmed kittens

Both smitten by the love songs that he's written
Caught in the sights of a deadly sniper
The magic piper of love, the magic piper of love
Of love, of love

My girlfriend, she go blotto of cunnings and his grotto
It turns out he's a dirty old man the nice place that I want to be
Is sat up on this Christmas tree, while playing these games of
Catch as catch can 'cause he's a sweet talker

A silent stalker all the savvy of a street walker
More deadly than a horned viper the magic piper of love
The magic piper of love of love, of love

He's a heart breaker
A mover and a shaker
The magic piper of love

It's kind of hard to swallow
You know you've gotta follow
The magic piper of love

'Cause he's a city slicker
An expert politic-er
The magic piper of love

Of love, of love
Of love, of love
Of love, of love

No rolling in the clover, no gretna green trip over
No honeymoon in Paris, I only feel embarrassed