Theory of a Deadman Follow

I let the door hit you right in the face
And when the check comes I'll make you pay
Don't have a car, guess you're picking me up
And in the back seat we'll be falling in love

My only job is to lie on this couch
And while you're working I'll be hanging out
Now don't get mad 'cause you knew from the start
I was an asshole who would never go far

'Cause when you really get to girls
Give them your entire world
They end up walking away, hey, hey
They don't want a standard guy
Rather have you cheat and lie
And do something they hate

Girls don't want a gentleman
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Girls don't want a gentleman
If you wanna get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Your parents cry when you bring me around
They raised you up just so I can take you down
There goes your life right before their eyes
I have your barefoot brained going out of your mind

When you really get to girls
Give them your entire world
They end up walking away, hey, hey
They don't want a standard guy
Rather have you cheat and lie
And do something they hate

Girls don't want a gentleman
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Girls don't want a gentleman
If you wanna get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

I used to be a nice guy
But that don't get you anywhere
So now I'm just a piece of shit, idiot
Who's too stupid to care

If you treat a girl with respect
Treat her like she's the best
You're nothing to her
She'd rather have you playing games
Piss her off and make her wait
If you want it to work

Girls don't want a gentleman
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Girls don't want a gentleman
If you wanna get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Girls don't want a gentleman
They say they do but in the end
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me

Girls don't want a gentleman
If you wanna get to them
Girls don't want a gentleman
They want a loser like me
They want a loser like me
They want a loser like me