The Wedding Present Follow

[Him]
"It's been in my head, but I'd never said
Anything to you before
And to simplify: well, I've been living a lie
But I can't lie anymore
So I'm going out here on a limb
I don't want to pretend
Because the thing I like best about him
Is his lovely girlfriend"

[Her]
"I was fine until this all unfurled
Yes, I'm wild about you
But you're asking me to change my world
And that's not something I can do
I thought that this was all just in my head
Sure, it's appreciated
But if he heard what you just said
He'd be completely devastated!"

[Him]
"I wouldn't intend
To steal my friend's girlfriend
But well then, is it theft
When we both know
That I would treat you so
Much better if you left?"

[Her]
"Why didn't you say
That you felt this way?
This is all just too surreal!
Because right now, I'm
Not sure how I feel
Well yes it's true
I might have thought about you
But it all seems quite unreal"

[Him]
"I'm not making this up on a whim
Believe me I know it's wrong
I went to all those boring things with him
Just in case you came along
I've tried so hard to find a girl like you
And all the time you were right here near me
I know you say he loves you too
But I love you better, hear me
So I'm going out here on a limb
I don't want to pretend
Because the thing I like best about him
Is his lovely girlfriend"