The Presidents of the United States of America Follow

The sugar's only sweetness,

Salt is ocean tears

And you were my only weakness

For years and years and years

You little (yo) sweetie

You were hiding in a jar

Now my mind is gone completely

Take off the lid and there you are

You're my can-dy

Can-dy

Well the devil, she made sweet candy,

took six days and nights to dream

On the seventh day she rested,

woke up early and made ice cream

Now the devil, she must be a dentist

with deep jawbreaker eyes

Red rope hair, gumdrop lips,

cotton candy thighs

(Chaga lava) stole my body

and aftertaste stole my mind

Left me dangling down defenseless

then sweet candy she said goodbye

Now my teeth are worn and useless

My eyes too sunk to see

My tongue swelled up to twice its size

and all I want to do is eat