The Lemonheads Follow

If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason, for being around

If I was a front porch swing would you let me hang?
If I was a dance floor would you shake your thing?
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?

I'm just trying really hard to make you, notice me being around

If I was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid, could I clean your flat?
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
I'm a little grubby from being around

If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?