The Dead Milkmen Follow

One Saturday I took
A walk to zipper head
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl, please look at me
Punk rock girl, what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled
And said she did not know

Punk rock girl, give me a chance
Punk rock girl, let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said, "Well no
We only have it iced"

So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song
On the jukebox, it was California Dreamin
So we started screamin' on such a winter's day

She took me to her parents
For a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me

Punk rock girl, it makes no sense
Punk rock girl, your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop

We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said, "He don't work here"
We said, "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
Then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said, "How much you pay for this?"
She said, "Nothing man, it's stolen"

Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me

Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

One Saturday I took
A walk to zipper head
I met a girl there