The Dead Milkmen Follow

Now my life is easy, my life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day in my fuckin' backyard
I ain't got no money, hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go, just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job at the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go, just movin' on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit about the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV
All them people in this world that is starvin'

When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy, I'm starvin', Christ, I'm starvin'

My folks said I gotta get myself a job
'Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out on Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit what I put into my mouth
Yeah, I care about nutrition

Nutrition, It's good for me
Nutrition, I've got vitamin C
I care, I care, I care, I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see f.o.d.

Now my life is easy, my life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day in my fuckin' backyard
I ain't got no money, hell, I don't care