The Dead Milkmen Follow

{Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well uh, rumor around town says
You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore
Whadda ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games
Buy some Def Leopard T-shirts}

{Don't forget your Motley Cure T-shirt
You know all proceeds go to get their
Lead singer out a' jail
Uh huh
Can't wait to go down
Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the Sand bar while
You're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Ah, cool}

{Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Wow
Yeah, they do a doors show, you'd be really impressed
In fact, it goes a little like this}

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby
Once for tomorrow
Once 'cause I got AIDS

{Uh
Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense a' humor
And don't take us into court
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here
You mean the people's court
The now, that's another story}

{The important thing here is that we get
To the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas}

{You're kidding
I must be, the Bahamas are islands
Okay, the important thing here is
That, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitchin' Camaro}

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
'Cause my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I'm drunk on unleaded

{Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well uh, rumor around town says