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Smoke Two Joints lyrics
1..2..Boooyaaa!!... Aye! Aye!
I smoke two joints in the morning but I never can get it right
If I can't find the bong, I look where I hid it last night.
If I hid it from my posse, his name was Jim.
He is this hippie from Capistrano
And everywhere he goes, Yes he brings me doses
And if you wanna party he said it goes like this.
He said I got a little mushroom that will keep ya right,
And if I wanna smoke it will make you feel alright,
But you know, you smoke that shit, you gonna rhyme on time.
You're gonna lie up awake for shit,
All you do is you sick of it.
I get back down
I wanna know what's up.
Jimmy why you gotta do that shit so much?
I get blood in my eye, cigs in my brain,
A lot of things a lot like it's not insane.
And if I smoke weed it will make me feel alright.
I got green herbs kicking by my bed
And in the morning they're gonna go to my head.
If I start to feel life I pfft..
You know what,
I feel, I feel like I got my head to the curb
Unless I got a little bitty bag of herb.
And if I got the green Ima make a scene,
I'm gonna smoke it all over (music playing)
You know what? Because Jimmy once told me,
You gotta be a hard smokin' man
Jimmy he once told me to smoke as much green bud as you can.
And then one day I met a man that came to me and said,
Hard work good and hard work fine
But never trust a dead head.
Aye!
Momma once told me to be a hard working man
Daddy once told me to do the best you can
Then one day I met a man that came to me and said,
Hard work good and hard work fine
But first take care of head.
Now herb goes in to my brain,
I said the herb goes into my brain,
I say the herb won't make me go insane.
AYE!!
Part of these releases
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- Track 7 on Everything Under The Sun
- 6 Johnny Too Bad Freestyle
- 8 I'm Not A Loser
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- Track 9 on SUBLIME/Gold
- 8 40 Oz. To Freedom
- 10 We're Only Gonna Die For Our Own Arrogance
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- Track 5 on Sublime: Greatest Hits
- 4 40 Oz. To Freedom
- 6 Date Rape
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- Track 3 on Best of Sublime: Green Series
- 2 Same In The End
- 4 Wrong Way
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- Track 2 on 20th Century Masters: Millennium Collection
- 1 Date Rape
- 3 Badfish
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Chris 0 points
i fixed the lyrics by the way,enjoy
dani 0 points
elliot is right, these arent the lyricsss fuck.
elliot Ambrozich 0 points
These are the lyrics to the version on 40 oz. DUH. This is a thing for Everything Under The Sun. Get your shit straight.
elliot Ambrozich 0 points
These are the lyrics to the version on 40 oz. DUH. this is a thing for Everything Under The Sun, get yo shit straight
Eric 0 points
The lyrics smoke 2 joints on the album everything under the sun don't match up to the lyric on your web site. If u have the correct lyrics please email