People Under the Stairs Follow

I was chillin' at the crib about 12 O' clock
When Thes Love called up
He knew a party we could rock
Sometime around 8, yo, we can't be late

So straight, I'll pick you up at seven, dig inside the crate
And find a fresh plate to rotate
To make the B-boys get aches
And me and you, the super MC's to get the cake

Word up! I called the posse, we can all roll out
'Cause once we step up in the party, yo, we make the ladies shout
People Under The Stairs, yeah and you know we got the clout
Packed up my records, rolled up the blunt

I got out the black book, tried to call up this stunt
She wasn't home, so I paged her, left the celly on roam
And we out to the night, right on Pico
Rolled down the street, stopped at the red light

Kept on going, made a right on Sierra Bonita
Yo Thes, where's your fake ID?
Ya know we need a
Little bit of liquor for the night

I was born in 1974!

Yeah, right!

Word! Corona represent just enough to get me screamin'
Like them other Latin brothers whose intoxicated demon's
Tape bumps lovely, we keep it goin', ain't mine on deck
The backseat complete, goin' and goin'

Turned up the beats and hopped on the ten
Talkin' lot about the pigeons that we 'bout to see again
Yo, I'm tryin' to stop drinkin' but nigga pass the cup!
This fool Thes is freestylin' almost passed the exit up

Because the drinkin' and driving's a guaranteed no, no
'Cause with the bottle in my hand, it's fuckin' up my rhyme flow
I went right, kinda slow at the bottom of the ramp
Ten car caravan, undisputed champion

Pulled up to the place
Had to find a parking space
This ugly bitch was looking at us
So I give the gas face

Hey yo, her friends was butt too
But they jocked this big crew
Told the bitch to jump in the jeep
I'll take you to the zoo

Ha ha! Word
Her head was all big
They should've been
At the zoo though

Got up to the line
(Five dollars please!)
Oh, we're with the DJ
(Nope, five dollars please!)
Bitch, we're with the DJ
(Five dollars please!)
I'ma have to beat your ass
(Alright just let me stamp your hand, get in there!)

I was the first one in and the crew was behind
So I kept on walkin', couldn't waste no time
Bumped into this white guy that I knew
He offered me a brew, I was like fuck it

Took it to the head, now I'm through
So he laughed, rolled another one up
This fool Thes is pushin' it, puttin' gin in my cup
Now I'm toked back, can't walk worth shit

He lamp lit the J and I hit that shit
Took about a hundred pulls, at least that's how it felt
Chillin' with my boy, at least that's how it felt
Realized I was buggin' then I saw Mike's pops

When I decide to spark the beedie
And relaxed at the spot
Yo, to the DJ, throw on 2 Pac
I walked back in and showed the stamp, felt like I was shot

Oh my God! Saw this brown skinned cutie
With a big booty, titties big as hell, looked like Tootie
Hey girl, how you doin'? Oh, shit I looked back
My nigga Thes is on the mic about to bust another rap

Yo, this fool Thes
Ay man, you 'bout to rap huh
(Hey is that Thes?)
Do it, do it!

Mic Check one two, how do you do, I'm Thes!
The party honored guest 'cause the crew gets blessed
Never have I stressed, ask my man J Quest
I rock the mic possessed when the beat's compressed

I rotate grills or analogs at best
It's the true B-Boy and that always gets respect
Pass the Corona, keep two in the ice chest
Pull a girl like a plug 'cause I'm finessed

Find me when I seem sexually repressed
I treat 'em really good 'til they get obsessed
They actin' kinda funny and they get blood tests
If they actin' ill, I go and take the next best

You MC's be rappin' funny, I'm not impressed
Standin' like products of parental incest
But son, my tape's for sale so I hope you invest
Sunny up on skills, that's what I suggest

If you think, you're fresh, you catch a litmus test
Drop some fresh rhymes that is my request
You got no heart, let me lay you down to rest
I invoke the Hip-hop citizen's arrest
My name is, yo man

Hey that fool done kicked the cord out!

Plug me back in yo!

Ay, what's up? What's up?
Man, fuck these motherfuckers

Party's over,
Everyone out of my house!

Yo, Thes, yo, ay, I'm fucked up
I'm fucked up, I can't, yo
I can't walk, aww shit