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CARACTACUS
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker
And don't try a toffee or cream
If you seek perfection in sugar confection
Well there's something new on the scene
A mouth full of cheer
A sweet without peer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!

TRULY
Yes Daddy
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be mute!

CARACTACUS
Don't waste your pucker on some all day sucker

TRULY
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you seek perfection in sugar confection,

CARACTACUS
well, there's something new on the scene:

BOTH
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with tweetable, eatable sound!

SCRUMPTIOUS
No--take it away!

TRULY
Father, please! (he takes one)

CARACTACUS
He likes it!

CAST
Hooray!

CARACTACUS
Their value is intrinsic,

TRULY
surpass any mint stick

KIDS
Or marshmallow mouthful you munch

CARACTACUS
Though licorice is chewy

TRULY
And gum drops are gooey

KIDS
And chocolate is charming to crunch

CARACTACUS AND TRULY
That sugary fife,

WOMEN
that sweet of your life

CAST
It's clearly the best of the bunch.

All:
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you whistle, the whistles you eat.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tweetable treats!

Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to blow on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
With eatable, tweetable sound

SCRUMPTIOUS
The public will hate them
and ad-infinatum
returns will repeat and repeat

YES MAN
Quite so, quite so

SCRUMPTIOUS
They look rather freaky
They're squeaky and leaky
In brief, i reject them toot-suite

YES MAN
Oh, very good sir

SCRUMPTIOUS
I won't risk my name, my wealth and my fame,
on candies that no-one will eat

*Dance break*

ALL
Ah............

SCRUMPTIOUS
What's going on

ALL
Toot sweets
Toot sweets
A Bonbon to blow on at last has been found

Toot sweets
Toot sweets
The treat thats so tweetable
Lusciously eatable

With that unbeatable
Sound