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GRANDPA
Did i tell you about the time i sailed out of Liverpool

JERMEY AND JEMIMA
Yes

GRANDPA
Did I? Well, I'll tell you again

When Sailing out from Liverpool,
Abound for sunny India
Be sure your cabin's port-side,
Or the sun is gonna singe-ya

And when you're sailing home again,
The Starboard side's for you

ALL
Unless of course, you like to feel
you're boiling in a stew
Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me

GRANDPA
First cabin and captain's table regal company
Whenever I'm bored I travel abroad

ALL
But ever so properly

GRANDPA
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh

The hands that hold the scepters, every head that holds a crown
They always give their all for me they'll never let me down
I'm on my way to far away tah tah and toodle-oo
And fare thee well, and Bon Voyage arivederci too

ALL
O the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me

JEREMY AND JEMIMA
And me

ALL
First cabin and captain's table regal company

GRANDPA
Pardon the dust of the upper crust, and fetch us a cup of tea
Port out, starboard home,

ALL
Port out, starboard home,Port out, starboard home,
posh with a capital P-O-S-H,

GRANDPA
P-O-S-H,

ALL
P-O-S-H, posh