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Whose office was high in a tree by the lake
And she cried, "Mr. Doctor, oh, please, do you know
Of some kind of pill that will make my tail grow"?

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Huh??
In other words, your little tail is just right
For your kind of bird

Then Gertrude had tantrums
She raised such a din
That finally the doctor just had to give in

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What was that?
Something's itching me
What was that?
Something's twitching me

What was that?
Are those feathers I see?
I think my tail's beginning

Oh my word
This is wonderful
Second, third
Wow, I'm colorful
What a bird
I'm beginning to be

Amayzing Gertrude
Just look at the tail she is sportin'
Amayzing Gertrude
Thank you, Doctor Dake
Thanks, doc

Amayzing Gertrude
And hopefully I'll impress Horton
Amayzing Gertrude
One more pill will do me good, yes, it will
One more, one more, one more pill

Soon, she'll have the biggest tail
She'll have the biggest tail
I'll have the biggest tail
The biggest tail of all

Whose office was high in a tree by the lake
And she cried, "Mr. Doctor, oh, please, do you know