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Unnatural acts and sights abound
Glass glaring, eyes staring, young pairing, maybe
What does the world care if I'm not around

'Cause, I think I'd rather stay at home
With people I know
I could watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know

The bright lights, are like traps, for the unwary
You need a guard just to walk at night
Fights flaring, bombs scaring, pants tearing, maybe
How can you say it will be alright

And, I think I'd rather stay at home
And my face not show
I could watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
They'd never know

'Cause, I think I'd rather stay at home
Where cold winds don't blow
I could watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
They'd never know

Outside these, four shores lie
Countries of strangers
They have water that you shouldn't drink
Bad driving, crime thriving, life's full of dangers
It's not that I'm frightened to walk on the brink

But I think I'd rather stay at home
With people I know
I could watch the whole thing on TV
And the neighbors never know
They'd never know
Think I'd rather stay at home

Where the bad guys never go
They never go, stay at home
With people you know
People you know

Think I'd rather stay at home
Where the pimples never show
They never show
Stay at home, stay at home

Unnatural acts and sights abound
Glass glaring, eyes staring, young pairing, maybe