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But Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter
But time cannot take what comes free

You're like a stinky old cheese, babe
Just gettin' riper with age
You're like a fatal disease, babe
But there's no cure, so let this fever rage

Some folks can't stand it, say time is a bandit
But I take the opposite view
Cause when I need a lift, time brings a gift
Another day with you

A twist or a waltz
It's all the same schmaltz
With just a change in the scenery
You'll never be old hat, that's that
You're timeless to me

Oh, Wilbur, all of you
Fads keep a fadin', Castro's invading
But Wilbur, you're timeless to me
Hairdos are higher, mine feels like barbed wire
But you say I'm chic as can be

You're like a rare vintage ripple
A vintage they'll never forget
So pour me a teeny weenie triple
And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet

I can't stop eating, your hairline's receding
And soon y'all have nothing at all
So, you'll wear a wig, while I roast a pig
Hey, pass that Geritol

Glenn Miller had brass
That Chubby Checker's a gas
But they all pass eventually
You'll never be passe
Hip hooray, you're timeless to me

You're like a broken down Chevy
All I need is a fresh coat of paint
And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy
You're fat and old, baby, boring you ain't

Some folks don't get it, but we never fret it
'Cause we know that time is our friend
Yeah, it's plain to see, that you're stuck with me
Until the bitter end

And we got a kid
Who's blowin' the lid
Off the turnblad family tree

You'll always hit the spot, big shot
You're timeless to me
You'll always be du jour, mon amour
You're timeless to me

You'll always be first string
Ring-a-ding-ding
You're timeless to me

You're timeless to me
You're timeless to me
You're timeless to me

But Edna, you're timeless to me
Hemlines are shorter, a beer costs a quarter