Jonathan Segel Follow

Mean girls, well, I ain't a mean girl
But I've known a few
They'll make you cry, baby
And then blame it on you

They'll hate you if you're pretty
They'll hate you if you're not
They'll hate you for what you lack, baby
They'll hate you for what you've got

Mean girls, scratch and spitting
Mean girls, can't be forgiven
Mean girls, make me women
Mean girls

Starts on the playground pulling your hair
Then in high school, gets worse from there
You'll see 'em coming, they travel in packs
Smile to your face, baby, stabbin' your back

If they ain't out a-prowling
Creeping down the hall
You'll find 'em by the lockers, baby
Sharpening their claws

Mean girls, start 'em young
Mean girls, forked tongue
Mean girls, see 'em and run
Mean girls, mean girls

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Thinks she's hot but she's cold as ice
First comes love then comes marriage
Then comes her mama with another little wannabe

Mean girls, full of hate
Mean girls, just can't wait
Mean girls, take your date

Mean girls, make stuff up
Mean girls, just bad luck
Mean girls, stink

Mean girls, best friends forever
Mean girls, almost never
Mean girls, whatever

Mean girls, hey, mean girls