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Barnacle Bill lyrics
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
said the fair young maiden
Well
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
said the fair young maiden
Well
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
said the fair young maiden
Well
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a girl...
Well we'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
(and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor)
said the fair young maiden
Well
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Part of these releases
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- Track 22 on Double-D CD
- 21 End of the Month
- 23 50 Ways
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