Jamie Cullum Follow

Just one local call and you'll see

A happy path through life not for free

A little bit fat you can’t get a girl

Short on cash I'll change your world

The only way now is straight up

Your deepest despair I'll make it stop

Just 19.95 all major credit cards

And you'll stay alive and you'll go far

In just seven short days

You'll change your life

All of your innocence found

You'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint

Quality time with your kids

Send me your money and I'll change your life

I know sometimes your life is a bitch

So come purchase my easy fix

I've been there myself sad fat and bald

But soon with my help, you'll have it all

Ill build you back up for the fight

You'll be so wound up your stomachs tight

Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid

Surely you’ll trust me once I've been paid

In just seven short days

You'll change your life

All of your innocence found

You'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint

Quality time with your kids

Send me your money and I'll change your life

Change

So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed

I hadn’t left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed

And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess and that’s when it happened

So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life

I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars

And even wives and they would always attend to my every need

So do you see what you can be, baby when you're with me?

In just seven short days

You'll change your life

All of your innocence found

You'll even lose a few pounds

See yourself making a mint

Quality time with your kids

Send me your money and I'll change your life