Hap Palmer Follow

Chorus:
We're helping mommy in the kitchen
Making her life easier
Helping mommy in the kitchen
Happy to be pleasing her
When she sees dinner's done
Just think how good she'll feel
She can sit down and rest
And watch us serve the meal

To make hamburgers using fresh ground meat
We put them on the ground
and stamp them with our feet
Oh, yeah, tell everyone
Cooking food is so much fun

Mashed potatoes are a cinch to do
We just smash them with a hammer
'til they're mushy-goo
Oh, yeah, tell everyone,
Cooking food is so much fun
Plump tomatoes make catsup when
We put them on a chair and sit on them

Repeat Chorus

We need flour for some gingerbread
Let's pick some pink petunias from the flowered
Oh, yeah, tell everyone,
Cooking food is so much fun

We have no brown sugar but it won't hurt
To take a bag of white and mix in dirt
Oh, yeah, tell everyone
Cooking food is so much fun
Next baking soda is what it needs
Stick some Coca Cola in the oven, please

Repeat Chorus

Spoken: Oh, no!
There's ground beef smeared on the kitchen floor
Potatoes gushed on the walls and door
Tomatoes squished on my brand new clothes
And hamburgers stuck in between my toes
The gingerbread's nothing but a baked mud brick
With sizzled petunias from the plants we picked
The soda pop popped; what a mess it is
Now the oven's covered with a sticky fizz...but

Repeat Chorus