Eric Rockwell & Joanne Bogart Follow

Narrator:
(Spoken) Lights up on a cabaret in Chicago. It's the 30s, Prohibition, Speakeasy...

Jütter:
The world can go to blazes
Who cares? It doesn't phase us
We've got booze
And songs that use
A lot of foreign phrases!

Hola, Aloha, Hello!

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Shh!

Jütter:
We're in a speakeasy...
Bye-bye, ta-ta, cheerio!

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Shh!

Jütter:
Speakeasy...
Hasta la vista
And Erin go bragh
Achoo and Gesundheit
And Que serà, serà...
Ja!

Hola, aloha, hello!

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Shh!

Jütter:
We're in a speakeasy...
Drink your wine, 'cause life's a cabernet!

You might get a drinky
You might get a smokey
And if you're kind of kinky,
It might be okey-dokey!
At the speakeasy...

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Shh!

Jütter:
It's hard to say!

(Spoken) Here at the speakeasy, we speak many different languages... but the favorite is pig-latin! To fool the police, ja?
Spreken ze eutsch-day?
Parlez-vous ançais-fray?
Et-tu Bruté?
Ha ha ha, that was real latin!
And, now, bring on the slutty, dancing girls!

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Hola, aloha, hello!

Jütter:
Life is like a little show!

Juny, Villy, and Fräulein Abby:
Bye-bye, adio, adieu!

Jütter:
Life is like a weird revue!
You might snort a little cokey
Or sip a little sake
With a spooky old kabuki and his ooky sukiyaki
At the speakeasy...
It's hard to say!

All:
Shh!

Jütter:
(Spoken) So, life is good? Forget it! In here, life is disappointing... You cannot pay your rent, like one of our speakeasy girls... Gooney!