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When I was just a little baby boy,

my momma used to tell me these crazy things

She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,

she used to tell me he hated me

But then I got a little bit older

and I realized, she was the crazy one

But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it

cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more

They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more

(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore

'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!

(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin, I'm playin

Thinkin I'm sayin this shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it

(AHHH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you

I'ma pull YOU to this bullet, and put it THROUGH you

(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin' too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?

"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,

snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"

You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late

I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches

vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*}

Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all

danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on

Blood, guts, guns, cuts

Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Chorus:

Bitch I'm-a kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me!

Girls neither, you ain't nuttin' but a slut to me!

Bitch I'm-a kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin' I don't squash the beef

You better kill me! I'm-a be another rapper dead

for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't-a said

But when they kill me I'm bringin the world with me

Bitches too! You ain't nuttin' but a girl to me

.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you (ah-haha)

I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin' kill you..

Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'm-a conceal you

in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you

Fuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!

I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em

I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid

Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added

WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!

Just criminal intent to sodomize women again

Eminem offend? NO! Eminem'll insult

And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse

to do it again, THEN, if he does it again

you'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the 10th

(Ahhhhhhhh!) Bitch I'm-a kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus

I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times

in a tub but that's normal' ain't it Norman?

Serial killer hidin murder material

in a cereal box on top of your stereo

Here we go again, we're out of our medicine

out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")

Eh-heh, know why I say these things?

Cause lady's screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams

And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks

this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!

TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things

Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks

Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows

just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?

FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer

from fat bitch to all seventy-thousand pounds of her

from principal to the student body and counselor

from in-school to before school to out of school

I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin air in your lungs

just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it

OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY

I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.

I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE

You faggots keep eggin' me on

til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?

SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet

I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin' to you

YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"

ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!")

[Eminem]

Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies

You know I love you