Doug Clark & The Hot Nuts Follow

I once knew a sailor until he died
I know not where that poor mother lies
He had a wife whose smile was so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

So he built himself a big friggin wheel
And on it he mounted a big prick of steel
Two balls of brass were filled with cream
And the whole damn thing was run by steam

And around and around went that big friggin wheel
And in and out went that big prick of steel
In and out until she cried
Enough, enough, I'm satisfied.

But there was just one thing the matter with it
There was no way of stopping it
It split her from her ass to her tits
And the whole damn thing was covered with shit.

And Around and around went that big friggin wheel
And in and out went that big prick of steel
In and out until she cried
Enough, enough, and then she died.