Dennis Masuzzo & Michael Tomasulo Follow

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, I just yell 'stop' and villains in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter 'start' and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical
We are the very model of cartoon individuals

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read