David Crane & Seth Friedman Follow

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Men have moved in and out of our lives
Some making a mark, some making a mess
Some giving more, more giving less
One breaking a heart, one taking a dress.

(Spoken) Who?
Tony, when I lived in Boston.
Oooh right
Yeah

But everytime I'd land on my ass
Who was there with a bottle and a glass?
And no matter what we went through
I knew I could always go to you.

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It always ends pretty much the same way
Either Bob getting needy and me getting bored
Or Jimmy resentful and feeling ignored
And the exit line of the year award...

(Spoken) Goes to Marcus, who said, if you REALLY wanted this relationship Patty, you wouldn't have gained those extra 22 pounds!

And who was there with a shoulder and a smoke
Who said "Fuck em if they can't take a joke?"
And no matter what we went through
I knew I could always go to you.

And when I broke up with Brad
For the second...... third time
And when Doctor Bernie Wright turned into Mister Bernie Wrong

We looked at each other and suddenly saw
What we'd missed all along

Who's seen me at my worst?
Who's saw me through me my first?
Who can I be myself around,
Uninvited unrehearsed?

And with one emphatic ecstatic dramatic decsion, we knew all our problems were solved
We became romantically involved

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Then we moved in together and in no time at all
I became needy and you became bored
And I was resentful and you felt ignored
And the exit line of the year award...

(Spoken) Goes to Patty, who said it's not the salmon croquetes it's the whole god damn relationship!

And who locked who out?
And who called who fat?
And who could believe it would turn into that?
And the worst part of what we went through
Was I knew i couldn't even go to you!

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Now I'm back with Doctor Bernie
And I'm back to breaking up with Brad
And it's hard to say if this is better or worse than what we had.
Then this is what I'd rather do
I'll live with them and have lunch with you!

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