Bob & Tom Follow

Snailman Lyrics

Going down the Highway, He's in front of you.
The speed limit is 50, He's going 22.
He wont' let you pass him, He won't let you by
You curse him he can't hear you, You wish that he would die.
He's Snailman!! (Snailman)

He's older than a fossil, But still they let him drive.
He got his drivers license, when Lincoln was alive.
If he continues shrinking some day he's gonna crash
He's sitting on 2 phone books to see over the dash!
He's Snailman! (Snailman)

If I had a big Bazooka I would blow him off the road
If my car was a steam roller I would squish him like a toad!
Snailman (Snailman)

Sometimes he drives a big car, Sometimes he drives a truck
He knows your in a hurry, he doesn't give a darn.
You'd think it's Sunday morning he's taking in the view
His turn signals been blinking since 1942
He's Snailman! (Snailman)