Holiday Classics Lyrics

Disc 1

1. I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
2. Mr Obvious and The Christmas Tree
3. Christmas Letter to Bob and Tom
4. Open Me First
5. Live Home Christmas Theatre
6. Hadji's 12 Days of Christmas
7. You Ain't Gettin' Diddly Squat
8. Favorite Christmas Memories
9. This Christmas House
10. Santa Clothes
11. The Night Before Christmas
12. Furglar Christmas Tree Safety
13. Parson Klaus
14. Dr. Jack's Last Noël
15. The Gift
16. Dysfunctional Family Christmas
17. Underpants
18. Larry King Christmas Thoughts

Disc 2

1. I Hate Christmas
2. Under the Mistletoe
3. Dangerous Toys
4. The Santa Question
5. Cash, Cash, Cash
6. The Twelve Days of Christmas
7. Amazing Bass
8. Mall Santa Claus
9. The Living Nativity
10. Frosty
11. Christmas Decorations
12. Dear Santa
13. An Andy Rooney Christmas
14. Twas the Night Before Christmas
15. PMS for Christmas
16. Dr. Phil and Santa
17. Cliff Notes Theater - A Christmas Carol
18. The Griswold Who Stole Christmas
19. Christmas Bell Ringers