Bob & Tom Follow

After hour sports with harry carey
let me open the show with an ice cold budweiser ah
today our special halloweeny edition of the show
joining harry in the studio its "Count Dracula"
hey count hows it hangin?
bla good evening harry
hey now as i understand it uh count,
you think your some kind of vampire?
but yes this is true harry, i am a vampire
aw bull shit
your just some swarthy foreigner with bad dentures
who likes to dress like a faggy version of jonny cash
but thats not true harry,
i drink the blood of the living so that i may have eternal life
well hell im a bud man so i guess that makes you a blood man
ah whats the matter? you dont have cold beer in your country
hell you could use those inseizers to open up a 6 pack before the first pitch
so eternal life is what your after huh
yes, i am over one thousand years old
ya well i got news for ya fang, harrys closin in on ya
so wut makes you think your a vampire anyway?
well for one thing i can not see my own reflection in the mirror
well your a thousand years old for christs sake,
waddya expact get yourself some god damn glasses like harrys
well i can also change myself into a bat
ah thats bull shit, your just some crazy old goof ball
whos tryin to think of a some excuse for that pasty ass complexion
bla i tire now of your insults mortal
well who the hell cares num nuts
you know i could drink of your blood and make you my slave for eternity
you touch me homo and il put a match to your greasy head and youl go up like a tranylvanian fondu
i am warning you mortal
why dont you turn yourself into a bat and come take a nip out of ol harry then
haha very well then boohahaha
woah woah damn wheres my sports illustrated? woah there it is. land ya little son of bitch ahh
bla help me
eternal life my ass
ah shit were out of time well see ya next time with after hour sports with harry