Bob & Tom Follow

Dear Penthouse

Im a freshman at a Northwestern University
and I never thought something like this would happen to me
When my teacher with the dynamite ass,
asked me to stay after class, and she started to undress
I cant belive the statemenet she made.
"If you drop your pants I'll raise your grade.

Dear Penthouse

I never thought those letters were true untill
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
We had a little too much to drink
I couldnt belive what I was starting to think
So we headed to her tent
Theres nothing like eating out
although the next morning my breath still smelled like trout

Read every issue sence 1974
The first 2 years behind the bathroom door
I poured over every penthouse I could find
Even though my mom said Id go blind....

Dear Penthouse

Im a first class seaman at an overseas navel base
Its been ten long months sence ive seen a womans face
When I saw your recent issue
I took a box of Klennex tissue
and I locked the barraks door.
Thanks to you ive gotten a grip.
Please excuse my jerky penmenship !