Bob Schneider Follow

I read about a guy
When he was 23 years old
Stood there three feet tall
And that's pretty small

But then he grew
To over 7 foot 4
That's where he found he
Couldn't walk no more

And mama had to go away
But daddy says I'll see her again
One day soon
When we go to heaven

Daddy had a hook
Where his hand used to be
He said that hand weren't no good
To me anyway

All I want's a piggyback ride
To get to the other side
Of this beautiful world
Sleep in a big beautiful bed
Beautiful clouds, inside my head

All I want's a piggyback ride
To get to the other side
Of this beautiful world
Sleep in a big beautiful bed
Beautiful clouds, inside my head
Sing a love song

For 30 hours
And 15 minutes
And Jimmy kissed his girl
In front of the whole wide world

On National TV
That's a long time
Not to drink or eat
Or take a pee

All I want's a piggyback ride
To get to the other side
Of this beautiful world
Sleep in a big beautiful bed
Beautiful clouds, inside my head

All I want's a piggyback ride
To get to the other side
Of this beautiful world
Sleep in a big beautiful bed
Beautiful clouds, inside my head
Sing a love song