Beethoven's Wig Follow

Please do not tease (Please do not tease)
The sweet Viennese (The Viennese)
They love melodies (Those melodies)
Conducted in three (Always in threes)
They're light as the breeze (Light as the breeze)
They're not symphonies (Not symphonies)
But they favor these (They favor these)
Melodies (These melodies)
Please don't tease the Viennese

Oh the Viennese rivers and their trees
Make their city very pretty
But in every house they play Johann Strauss
Melodies in threes please don't tease the Viennese
Oh the Viennese coffees and their teas
Are quite tasty like their pastry
But they love their schmaltz so they play the waltz
Melodies in threes please don't tease the Viennese

Yes waltzes can be cloying
Too many get annoying
But still we're all enjoying
These sweet melodies, so please I'm on my knees
Please don't tease (Please do not tease)
The sweet Viennese (The Viennese)
Their neat melodies (Sweet melodies)
Make us feel at ease (We feel at ease)
Though some snobs may sneeze (May sneeze, ah choo!)
At their pedigrees (No PhD's)
These waltzes have their (They have their)
Devotees (Devotees)
Please don't tease the Viennese