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Colt 45 lyrics
[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
[CHORUS]
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the floor like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
Thats the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start beatin' on you ass
Now your clothes all muddy
Your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
[chorus - until fade out]
Part of these releases
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- Track 10 on Afroholic... The Even Better Times
- 9 Jackin' Afroman
- 9 Hittin' Switches
- 11 Freak On With You
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hotass2 0 points
Hey i really hate this gay ass song and to allyou mofuckas you as gay as my fuckin pole outside my lawn! But hey if yo gay that fine i aint no god damn mofuckin queer but if you are then you are. HHAHA if you a guy you cant get no pussy then i see you want somin else like weiner. Not me i get pussy and dick at the same time all i have to do is walk outside yell i have two grand get fucked and tell the bastard im broke. yup so if you wanna fuck call 1-800-000-getfuckednow. Bye ill be waitin halogod
babycakes 0 points
i like this b/c it reminds me of my daddy who old u guys b/c im 18
TacoJane 0 points
Hey i like this song cuz its funny!! hahahahahaha hey halogod i see all thoses fuckeers emailing u how gross? But they are probably some kids from yo school or somin
the gargler returns 0 points
Hey fucker im not finished if you dont answer me ill kill you DAMIT!!!! so where are you hoe cuz i wanna fuck you hey have you ever been fingered? WEll you probably have by masterbation. hey have you ever had sex wait why ask you your probably a virgin>>>>> hahahahahh im not not even close i have hiv and herpes oh dont forget crabs
gargler 0 points
Hey halogod you will be forced to be my sex slave if you refuse ima make you garlge maynnaise. Hey you crazy bitch but im sure you fuck soooo good im on top of it. You no you want me BITCH!!! Lets do it asian style or do you like the missionary possin more? You no what your probably a virgin HAHAHA!!! I have crabs cuz iv fucked sooooooo many time wit guys ohhh oops did i tell you that i popped a woody but the strange thing is ima girl or am I? my mom is not sure cuz im horny and high sexy assbitch pussy im gonne come over and hump yo leg.
crazy bitch 0 points
hey ur a crazy bitch but u fuck so good
Sex-Kitten 0 points
Im one foxy kitten lookin to grind yo rail. Halogod lets hump you sound fuckin intresting and i likkke a guy who is oh im a playmate ( you no from playboy) i swear it. I have blonde hair almost white and my jubbliys (tits) look like they are gonna pop out of my button up shirt. Do you like that? I have tan legs (guys cant stay off them) So will you bang me I have a belly button pricieng and my donwstairs is peirced too(pussy) ttyl
sexy bitch 0 points
I h8 ur fuckin song so can u like not play the song anymore
busy bob 0 points
Hey queer im not gonna suck yo dick fo sho that is grossy like you! UHUH that is the future sound of me banging you OHHHAHHHH yea and you'll enjoy it cuz im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like you MAHAHAHAHAHAhA HOMO? YEa you are are you a dude cuz im a dudet and i love banging other guys like you
Halogod 0 points
in response to cowboy
fuck you nigga you can suck my dick you fuckin puckass nigga!
bushy bob 0 points
hey my bush is long can you trim it halogod? or are you a homo
cowboy 0 points
yall are you a hill billy fo sho nigga ya that right i call you the n wrod
halogod 0 points
......yall weird
pussy 0 points
Here i am but let me shave first i a little fuzzy right now i have crabs too
penis 0 points
im looking 4 pussy
leziegirl 0 points
yea i will bang u
ImHorney 0 points
Hey i want to do it with a guy i am one
tacojane 0 points
Ewy you are nasty burgers
MeTo 0 points
Yea Me Too I like guys a lot and i am one lets hump.
ImGay 0 points
I like guys and im a dude mahaahahahahaha are you too lovely fellas
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HaloGod 0 points
shit........nigga i don't kno u......u could be a dude.......basically i ain't given out shit
tacojane 0 points
Hey you should give me your email so we can chat.
HaloGod 0 points
yeah its funny
tacojane 0 points
hi guys do you like this song it is stupid
HaloGod 0 points
.......yeah......i gotta admit those lyrics are right.....
tacojane 0 points
I can swear too dips
Emily 0 points
ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE FUCKIN' IDIOTS?? these lyrics are right! listen to the damn song b4 you judge shit! on most of the verses it says " we can go to the park after dark and smoke that tumble weed" but on ONE of the verses it says "we can go to the bar, cap them dawgs" do'nt believe me? fuckin listen to the whole damn thing with the lyrics in front of you! b4 you fuckin start bashing on ppl! ya stupid FUCKSSSS! pissin me off!
pimp 0 points
Fuck all u bicthes u can't fuckin spell im a 5 grader & I spell better than all u bicthes I met all ya mom in hawaii I stuck it in and the screamed aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A PERSON 0 points
blah blah blah blah wat the fuck ever.
(\ 0 points
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tyler 0 points
the hole song is wrong rewrite it or i will be forced to bring the hurt on you.
pimp alec 0 points
you guys are fucking retarded the lyrics are right and listen to the song as you read them you fucking kooks
Dillon 0 points
your all fucking dumbasses you all can suck my BIG dick
ton loc 0 points
fuck you ppl the lyrics are fucking rite open ya damn eyes FUCK
J-Dawg 0 points
You fucking dumbass!!! Learn to get shit right!
devilchild30 0 points
WTF! The lyrics are all right i don't wat your problems are but if you want to listen to the song go to .
rachel 0 points
you dum ass. you cant even fuckin type shit.. what the hell is "We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs; this shit?? its, "we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed." and u cant type just or dick.. what the fuck?? I'm fuckin 17 and I can fucking type... wow..
brooke 0 points
the "We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs" part is right get your fucking ears checked god.
yes 0 points
the "We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs" part is right get your fucking ears checked god.
AFROMAN 0 points
Wait a cool 35 and two pig wags baby thats what i need i can go the park after dark and beat that pound of meat.... . .
Taylor 0 points
shut the fuck up bitch, ill kick your ass.
Keebler 0 points
Taylor you wanna talk about shit being wrong your dumbass can't even spell.
Zoey 0 points
I have to say that now that ive listened to the beat of the song and listened to it a few times. well it has quite an interesting beat ... but some of the lyrics are a bit wrong.
Zoey 0 points
ew.
your daddy 0 points
you need to get yo' shit streight and get the fuckiing lyrics right!!!! DUMBASSES
taylor 0 points
ooo my frekin god ur just....never mind but if you wanna put stuff on the enternet just.....make sure u actaully no wat ur doin first becasued was you got is all wrong
kaylah 0 points
yepp all wrong
its go to the park AFTER DARK smoke that tumble weed
Sara 0 points
omg! none of these lyrics are right. i agree. you guys are sooooo dumb.
DAMNIT!
Katlyn 0 points
OMG all ur lyrics are WRONG. dont u even care? i mean its not "We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
and smoke that tumble weed."
its
"we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed"
MY GOD get ur damn lyrics straight
SAMANTHA 0 points
YEP, THATS ALL ME AND MY CREW NEED.COLT 45 AND 2 ZIGZAGS. COME AND CHILL