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Cereal Wars lyrics
Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
F**king store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the f**k is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you?
Part of these releases
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- Track 7 on Answer That and Stay Fashionable
- 6 The Checkered Demon
- 8 The Mother In Me
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- Track 7 on Answer That & Stay Fashionable
- 6 Checkered Demon
- 8 Mother in Me
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- Track 5 on Behind the Times E.P.
- 4 Rizzo In The Box
- 6 Born in the U.S. of A.
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